Donald Trump‘s 2024 presidential marketing campaign is getting extra fascistic as Election Day nears with the polls virtually deadlocked, with the previous president calling for networks to lose their broadcasting licenses, threatening to criminally prosecute his political enemies, and fantasizing about Liz Cheney having rifles “skilled” on her “face.”

It’s additionally getting weirder.

Trump was rallying in Milwaukee on Friday evening, and amid his typical fear-mongering over crime and immigration, he went on a bizarre, extended rant in regards to the venue’s microphone — which apparently wasn’t functioning correctly.

“You gotta be kidding,” Trump stated. “Do you need to see me knock the hell out of individuals backstage?”

“I get so offended, I’m up right here seething, seething,” he continued. “I’m working my ass off with this silly mic.”

Trump complained in regards to the mic for almost 4 full minutes, bashing the “silly individuals” accountable, griping about how worn out his throat is, and complaining that it was arrange too low. He additionally threatened to stiff the contractors, one thing he has a historical past of doing.

“I believe the mic stinks,” he stated. “Then we don’t pay the contractor. I say don’t pay the contractor. Then they write a narrative and say Trump doesn’t pay his payments, he’s a foul man.”

At one level, Trump bizarrely moved his head up and down from the empty mic stand on his podium, presumably to show how low he wanted to bend over to get the mic to select up his voice. The act resembled one thing else, although. “BLOWING IT: TRUMP SIMULATES ORAL SEX ON STAGE!” learn a front-page headline from Drudge.

Trump proceeded to slap the mic stand away, grimace, and proceed complaining about having to bend over. “All people says is there one thing unsuitable along with his again? What the hell is unsuitable along with his again,” he stated. “They’re saying he’s cognitively impaired and bodily impaired.”

No kidding.