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Dakota Johnson’s internet remains to be related to Chris Martin. “He was within the Amazon with my mother when she was researching spiders proper earlier than she died,” Johnson says. Wait, no — she was speaking a few totally different factor there. “The experiences should not true,” Johnson’s rep really advised “Web page Six” on August 16. “They’re fortunately collectively.” Rumors that the 2 broke off their engagement from a Each day Mail report went viral earlier on August 16. The report claimed Johnson was strolling her canine with out sporting her emerald engagement ring, however Johnson’s opinions on inexperienced objects are famously ever-shifting, so we don’t assume that basically counts as proof. Barely stronger proof confirmed that Johnson hasn’t attended any dates on Coldplay’s European tour this summer time. However perhaps she was simply bored of listening to songs written about Gwyneth Paltrow. Both means, proof be damned, these two loopy youngsters are nonetheless pushing by. Now ask Martin what he considered Madame Net.